Chapter 1, Tip #1 -

A mere introduction of the book.

"REDBOOK'S 500 Sex Tips - How to make sex more exciting, satisfying & fun."

Make SEX steamier and sweeter, now & forever.

With these super tips for great sex, it's easy to satisfy each other, whether you're looking to try a new twist or take a hot risk. REDBOOK reveals 500 fun ways to keep the heat in your relationship. Do you want to know how to dress, talk and think in a more risque way? Get your guy's / girl's erotic engine humming? Find positions that will leave you both breathless? Try a few of these creative ideas and watch the temperature rise.

Chapter 1: 10 things you've been taught about sex that aren't true!

Tip #1
False fact: Sex should be an earth-moving, angels-singing experience.
Reality check: Sometimes, sex is just sex.

So you shot for an Oscar-worthy performance, but it ended up more like straight-to-video. Maybe one of you didn't cross the finish line, or got a foot cramp (I had this once, and believe me, it's truly a turn off. So remember to always do some lil warm ups before making love!), or had Did I take out the recy-cling? spinning through your head nonstop. Hey, it happens. The strongest couples take these off-nights in stride - and definitely don't wait until the planets are perfectly aligned to try again (Because honestly, how often do planets do that?). As a consolation prize, accept that even mediocre sex had its benefits. Maybe it resulted in a good laugh-and-cuddle afterward, or enabled you to burn off some energy and get a good night's sleep. That's worth something, don't you think?

Actually to say the truth, a bad love making session do spoils my day. Even though overall I took it as an extra experience gained, I never fail to feel bad about it. Other than the foot cramp I mentioned, there were times far worst than foot cramps. It occurs when I was giving the guy a earth-shaking BJ that every guy craved for. I always had this tlinging sensation in my gums after BJ-ing for quite a while. Normally after the tlinging sensation, I got turned off and wanted to end everything hastily. It can appear to be a real turn of for both the guy and me. So, do warm up a lil like I advised and you'll find out that after warming up, everything will appear different!

PS; Other than my own views, every word is taken from "REDBOOK'S 500 Sex Tips©". If you guys do find the English too hard to understand, do comment and I'll simplify their English in my next post.

Hey sexy.

I know I know! Stop complaining guys, I know it'd been a long time since I last updated. I'm just sorting out some tips & notes to update in the near future. But as for today, I have a link to share. :)

http://seanandkam2.blogspot.com/

A new blog shop opened by a friend. Do patronize ok! :)

PS; This time, I've included my FaceBook's badge.

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I've decided! Credits to my friend for deciding the decision for me! Haha. From now onwards, I won't be posting about my past experience anymore. Instead, I'll post lots & lots of sex tips for you guys! But maybe occationally, I'll post a lil bit about my past experience of the tip I've giving for that post. Haha. You guys like the idea?

With ♥, Desires-ress.

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Hey guys, thanks much for all of your concerns. I'm feeling a lot better even though not yet fully recovered. Sorry to say that I haven't been replying your emails or smses. Happened so much recently that I just wanna to sit down and think back quietly. And I'm still debating with myself, thinking what I truly wanted. And the results may cause me to close down this blog, but I haven't really know what I really wanted. But I suppose, I'm just like any other ordinary girls. I know these are all nonsensical thought and you guys think that I'm childish. But to me, it may be a great break-through. From the moment once I've decided what to do, I'll swear that I'll change my life for the better.

With (L), Desires-ress♥

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Gosh guys. I think I won't be able to meet a number of you for weeks. I'm really very sick and will be heading off to the hospital soon for an operation. It all happened few weeks ago. I was feeling very sick and went to see a doctor to consult my pain. The doctor said that there are white spots being spotted in my throat. Right the at door of my wind pipe. The "doors" are swollen and filled with white spots. The doctor then prescribed antibiotics for me and told me to rest. After I finished my course of antibiotics, the pain subsided and the white spots are gone too. Just 1 week later, which is the week before last, the pain came back and I spotted white spots again. The doctor prescribe another dose of antibiotics for me and warned to really take care. Cos if it didn't subside or it came back once more, I'll be going to head to the hospital for an op to remove it. After the 2nd course of antibiotics, I recovered. And I thought I'll be alright. Just today, the pain is there with me again, and there are again, the white spots. ): So I'll just accept it and go to the hospital as I'm told. I'll miss you guys. Loves (L).

Fuck the white spots, mother fucker. ):

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Hey guys! Oh my, I'm feeling oh so tired. A lot of you guys are asking me whether I'm closing down my blog or what. I can only say, I won't disappoint you guys! :D Even after my "exposure", I didn't lose any readers. But in fact, readers are getting more and more. And I'm receiving an average of 20 emails per day. Thanks so much for the support guys! :D I didn't update cos I was really lazy to update. But mind it you guys. I've started meeting a number of my readers already. (: I can only say almost all lead to a spanking & sweaty good session. And I love it so much! Haha. But oh well. Loneliness is getting the best out of me. I'm kinda craving for a stable boyfriend! Haha. But judging from all my readers, they ain't interested. So, oh well. :D Ain't gonna say much anymore, I've got tons of assignments to complete. But, I ain't too busy for pleasure & fun! Especially sexually.

God, send me a potential BF to me now!

My decision.

I apologise for not updating for so long. I'm here blogging today with a decision I made and I want you guys to be here to tell me, whether to continue blogging or not. (: As many guys fatasized, I may be a perfect pretty babe in your mind. But mind you, what I really am. I'm actually a very plump lady. I'm trying to be honest here so as not to disappoint you guys. I spent days to get to this decision. So, if you guys are not into "BABY-ELEPHANTS", you're free to go. But thanks for the support you guys have given me so far. (: And to know so much more friends around, I'm contented already. But to assure you, all my entries are real. Just that I got very lucky since then to be able to find guys to satisfy my needs as I satisfied theirs. So, do leave a comment for me to tell me. You're leaving my blog or continue to be a reader of my blog. Then judging from the numbers, I'll decide again to continue blogging or just to close down my blog. (:

I do hope everyone of you who read this update comment.